Possible Zombie Outbreak?

just got confirmation from a friend at the CDC that this so-called "Swine Flu" is really what we have all been preparing for!
Get ready for the zombie apocolypse!!

Seriously, don't those maps showing where the outbreak is look a lot like a map of a zombie outbreak ?

Its happening just as we were warned....
- large cities happening first
-third world country - Mexico
-goverment cover-up to quell public hystaria (its just a "flu")
-blaming those poor cute piggies!

So time to get your kit together

Start stockpiling, preparing, and get your trigger finger ready!

I recomend we all start sleeping in our sneakers with weapons under our pillows.

Hilarious Websites!!

These are the ones I frequent often (note: daily)

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ YES!

http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/ - Maxine (a fellow blogger), my girlfriend, and anyone with a wacky mother can totally appreciate (love) this one.


Less often visited, but still often enough

http://www.theackattack.net/ - And I dont even have cable or watch Lost anymore.

http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/ totally "awesome"


I've found quite a few this week,
so had to share!

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ this one actually makes me hungry when I look at it. I know I know!! (hate the name of the website though)

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/ - seriously!! (ok, so a little offensive, but sometimes you have to laugh or you'll cry)

and
sometimes, you arent the jerk, your baby is

Touche - Blog-of-logs

For my crafty folks -
Craft Fail!
What Not To Craft

Oh a new one - http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Cheap Eats

from AJC

SUNDAY
South City Kitchen: “Beer and BBQ.” Huge platters of smoked barbecue with creative sides —- $12.95-$19.95, depending on number of meats ordered. (1675 Cumberland Parkway, Smyrna, 404-435-0700; or in Midtown at 1144 Crescent Ave., 404-873-7358)
Shaun’s Restaurant: “Family-style Pasta Night.” Garlic bread, salad, pasta and homemade gelato for $12. (1029 Edgewood Ave, Atlanta, 404-577-4358)
Stella Pasta, Pizza, Spirits: Kids under 10 eat free; kids 10-15 eat at 30 percent off. (563 Memorial Drive, 404-688-4238)
Alon’s Bakery and Market, Dunwoody location: Brunch entrees just $4.99 and sides $1.99. (4505 Ashford Dunwoody Road, 678-397-1781)
MONDAY
Melting Pot: “Girls’ Night Out.” The first Monday of every month features a multicourse fondue dinner for $25, with $5 drink specials (metro locations).
Watershed: “Raid the Cellar.” Half-price on every bottle of wine on the extensive list. (406 W. Ponce de Leon Ave., Decatur. 404-378-4900)
La Tavola: “Molto Monday.” Have a heaping plate of house-made pasta and a glass of wine for $15. (992 Virginia Ave., 404-873-5430)
Via Food Bar: All-you-can-eat salad and pizza for $10. (262 Pharr Road, 404-214-5404)
TUESDAY
Kozmo Gastro Pub: “Comfort Tuesday.” Fried chicken with mashed potatoes or mac and cheese for $8.99 (11890 Douglas Road, Suite 105, Alpharetta, 678-526-6094)
The Wine Loft: Half-price bottles of wine. (300 Marietta St., 404-225-5105)
Ecco: A rotating roster of Spanish cuisine specials. Currently, it’s fideua for two and a carafe of wine for $44. (40 Seventh St., 404-347-9555)
Logan’s Roadhouse: Two full meals for $13.99 (available Mondays as well). (9380 the Landing Drive, Douglasville, 770-942-0181)
WEDNESDAY
Pozole Restaurant: Tacos for $2. (1044 Greenwood Ave., 404-892-0552)
Pura Vida: The first Wednesday of every month, meet the artist whose works are featured in the restaurant, with complimentary tapas and a wine tasting for $10 per person. (656 N. Highland Ave., 404-870-9797)
Marlow’s, Kennesaw location: “Ladies Night.” Women get $5 appetizers, martinis and select glasses of wine. (745 Chastain Road, Kennesaw, 770-425-8777)
Parish: Wine tasting in the Market for $25, beginning at 7 p.m. (240 N. Highland Ave., 404-681-4434)
THURSDAY
Dogwood Restaurant: “All You Can Eat Mussels.” At the bar only, for $20. Includes a glass of Kim Crawford Chardonnay (available Tuesdays-Fridays). (565 Peachtree St., 404-835-1410.)
Woodfire Grill: Half-price on all wines on the extensive list. (1782 Cheshire Bridge Road, 404-347-9055)
Peasant Bistro: Live jazz, $5 bar appetizers and $4 Orzel Vodka cocktails. (250 Park Ave. W., 404- 230-1724)
Little Alley: Half-price on selected bottles of wine. (690 Holcomb Bridge Road, Roswell, 770-992-9198)
FRIDAY
One Midtown Kitchen: “Rib Fridays.” Full rack of ribs with spicy barbecue fries and coleslaw for $24. (559 Dutch Valley Road, 404-892-4111)
T.G.I. Friday’s: OK, it’s every day, but Friday’s is serving its best-selling entrees value-priced at $9.99 through April 8 (metro locations).
The Standard: Jamaican jerk chicken with black beans, rice and cucumber salad for $9.50. (327 Memorial Drive, 404-681-3344)
Ibiza: Martinis and margaritas half-price; hookah heads are two for one. (2285 Peachtree Road, 404-352-3081)

The Gays can entertain us

A Gay and Lesbian marching band, The Lesbian and Gay Band Association, has been chosen to be in the inaugural parade.Obama said at the beginning of the planning for the inauguration, "I am honored to invite these talented groups and individuals to participate in the Inaugural Parade. These organizations embody the best of our nation's history, diversity and commitment to service."

The theme for President-elect Barack Obama’s inauguration is "A New Birth Of Freedom."

Freedom? Really. What an interesting theme considering when it comes to the delivery of the invocation (what’s up separation of church and state?), Obama has chosen a Californian preacher who brings over 20,000 parishioners to his church each Sunday while he diligently and passionately advocates against the rights of LGBTQ folks AND women. Reverend Rick Warren has compared Gay marriage to incest, rape, and pedophilia. He is also anti-choice, believing in banning the right of women to choose.

Fan-f-ing-tastic!

In response to Proposition 8 in California, Warren asked why should the definition of marriage be changed just for 2% of the population.

2%? Hmmm, I think it’s a bit more then that, and all the non-queer folks who also agree with gay marriage and then those who just don’t care. He also states that he can not be deemed as homophobic because of all the work he and his church have done for AIDS/HIV relief. IMHO this statement in itself is a homophobic one, AIDS is no longer just the “gay disease.”

So much for the new birth of freedom.

Some argue that this is Obama's plan to help reach out to the evangelical population, but as A.Serwer states, “Obama isn't a homophobe, but you gotta wonder how long the LGBTQ community has to wait before they get a president who thinks homophobia is unacceptable.”

Agreed.

What can we do?

Tell em what you think!parag.mehta@ptt.gov - Obama's LGBT liaison on the transition team

Here's some other places to take action:

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/107914679

http://www.eqca.org/siteapps/advocacy/ActionItem.aspx?c=kuLRJ9MRKrH&b=4025663&aid=11543

RIP Bettie Page

A legand passed away last night.

Bettie Page dies at 85

An icon who combined sexiness and fun.

From Bettie I found my love for cuban-heel stockings and thigh highs with backseems.

and that being sexy is freakin fun. And to really feel sexy, you should be enjoying it.

Nothing is sexier then a for-real smile.

Love you Bettie & Thank You

XMAS WTF?

I work in a place that says they respect the diversity of people and their cultures, ethnicities, religions, etc. And it's a place that should as we cater to a large variety of folks and maintain that they should respect each other as well.

But every year at this time I get mad as hell. When the Xmas decorations start going up, the christmas music playing in the halls, and there is a freakin tree around every corner.

I understand the need for stores to engage in the "holiday spirit" as I am sure it increases their sales. And even restaurants to have a "holiday special," sure. But why does a school need to have mistletoe and holy on every piece of trim and Bing Crosby crooning out of the MACs in the computer lab?

There are at least 3 other holidays celebrated by various cultures in December, and I'm sure dozens more. Why do I have to smell fake pine every time I pass the student lounge?

What’s even more frustrating is the fact that they don't even see what the problem is! I think if you are going to "celebrate" one holiday, you better celebrate them all, or decorate for none at all. Diversity training is much needed in December!

And I'm not a total scrooge, I do some winter decorations in my home, but it's my home, not a public place that cultivates the education of students. Students from diverse backgrounds. Even some students who (shocking!) don’t celebrate xmas.

If someone suggests secret santa I am going straight to HR.

Back off Mobius!

Ha, so I thought the Mobius was crazy,
and then I found the Klien Bottle !

According to wikipedia, "the Klein bottle is a certain non-orientable surface, i.e., a surface (a two-dimensional manifold) with no distinct "inner" and "outer" sides."

And Yes, you can knit one too...